I'm right here in the shit trenches, man—I'm a minority currently being targeted by the forces of fuckin entropy, and I'm just here posting shit on Cyberspace. I should try and get more Hunter S Thompson with this presence. A few people seem to be reading me here, so it'd probably be good to document my experiences a bit more, maybe it'll survive as a record somehow. Pretty sure it won't be people with my perspective making the documentaries.

So hi. You can find out my name easy enough. I made Cyberspace...

Ready to slide on The Washington Post over this horrendous smear from 1912

Stegosaurus may have been a freak of nature but Utah's got Mormons now and that's worse

Anyway what's ya favourite dinosaur, Cyberians?

(confused voice) what were you hoping for?

So I'm replaying The Outer Worlds, and I just did the scene where you take Pavarti drinking. The previous time I played this, I didn't choose to come out as asexual to her, but this time I did. Really nicely written scene, well delivered lines. Touching stuff.

I'm not asexual personally, but I can imagine an asexual player (especially in modern RPGs, with how they can tend to push romance on player) would feel quite seen by the scene. That's cool, man.

I like to feed the pigeons that live in the eaves of my building. The bravest of them is mostly white with pale orange speckling. My boyfriend named this pigeon "Odette", on a baseless guess that she might be a girl.

Odette has been bringing other local pigeons to my balcony, often when I'm out there smoking. She'll peck around, and walk right up to me, then look back to her friend as if reassuring them it's safe, that I'm a nice human. Only one other pigeon has come around often enough for me to...

I'm in Kerrang again

Wish they'd stop using that press shot though, I've lost weight and my hair's better now

Listen to it here!!!

FFO: Fall of Efrafra, Weakling, Ulver

Underdark - Death of a Toolmaker

This is the most pissed-off song we've written to date. I'm throwing body blows on this whole album, but for this one especially I went to some visceral places. It's also got my lowest gutturals so far ("so far", although...

Computer keeps asking me to verify that I'm human. Starting to think it suspects something, but that can't be! My disguise is flawless.

Watching the new, good (allegedly, currently 14 seconds in) Resident Evil movie as a kind of mental preparation for marathoning all the Paul WS Anderson Resident Evils with my boyfriend over the next few weeks

We're both movie geeks, but primarily for movies that are stupid, weird, or janky in interesting ways. That, and like genuine Cinema.

Anyway, I'll let you all know how I enjoyed Resident Acceptable, then brace yourselves for my spin through Resident WS Evil.

Two fat baldy heads glistening in the sunlight

Like the majestic cleavage of a giantess

If tits could talk, and spoke only in bullshit

Check out this sick press release we wrote

It's gonna be called Death of a Toolmaker and you'll be able to listen to it here.

AI can't really replace music, but I'm pretty sure it could replace, like, Katy Perry

A post from the vault.

This felt like the first time we really found our voice as a collective.

Stomping around the internet yelling at corporate corruption and fools who live like livestock? What are you, some kind of cyber punks?

(rob zombie living dead girl voice) LEMON DRIZZLE

Anyway?! What do you mean, 'anyway'?"

When you punish a person for dreaming his dream

Don't expect him to thank or forgive you

My hoax is catching on.

Jed, my FxOx co-conspirator, has also started referring to William Gibson as if he's my dad.

One step at a time, let's get this bullshit wagon a-rollin'

Just Bleed Guy is a spirit that left James Ladner's body when the UFC started implementing rules. The man went on to become an accountant, but the spirit still haunts places of extreme and horrific entertainment, where sportsmen fear to tread

did we ever decide if soulja boy was being sexist or not?

Courtney Love's presence in any story about the 90s is like an unexploded IED

I love that for her, frankly. As a person, I can't say I'm a fan, but she's one of my favourite characters now (first Hole album fucks too)